Upload your resume for a brutally honest, screenshot-ready AI roast. Laugh at the damage, then upgrade to a constructive rewrite that actually fixes it.
Free roast. No fake praise. Paid rewrite only if you want the fix.
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What to expect from Roastfolio
No empty compliments or generic resume-tip filler.
Every joke points to something worth improving.
Take the free roast or pay once for the rewrite.
From cooked to credible
The joke gets your attention. The diagnosis shows what is weak. The rewrite gives you something better to send.
Upload your resume and get a short, sharp critique that calls out vague claims, tired phrases, and formatting crimes.
Behind every punchline is a useful signal: what a recruiter may skim past, question, or misunderstand.
Turn the roast into stronger bullets, cleaner positioning, and a resume that says what you actually accomplished.
No subscription spiral
Start with the entertainment. Upgrade when you are ready to turn the punchlines into a stronger application.
The Roast
$0
For anyone brave enough to upload.
Roast + Rewrite
$19
one-time per resume
Keep the honest diagnosis, then get concrete edits that make your experience clearer and harder to ignore.
Before you upload
Your move
Upload your resume, take the free roast, and find out what your bullet points have been trying to hide.
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